Hello and welcome, if for whatever reason something in my profile info offends you, it wasn't intentional or deliberate. I've lived through some horrible atrocities in my lifetime and survived them and this also will be something I'll manage to survive. If being a mean person is part of your DNA, I wish you good luck with that.

I take living and loving life seriously, when it matters most. Now saying that, here is a story I like to share.

"A (PENIS) has a sad life. His hair is always a mess. His family is a couple of NUTS. His neighbor is an ASSHOLE and his owner beats (PENIS) daily." Is it just me but ain't that domestic abuse. Things that make you go HHMMMM.

My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out. What use to be my sex appeal is now my water spout. Time was when, on it's own, from my trousers, it would spring but now it's just a full time job to find the fuckin thing! It use to be embarrassing, the way it would behave, for every single morning it would stand and watch me shave! Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues to see it's little head and watch me tie my shoes!

FIVE RULES FOR A HAPPY GAY LIFE
1. It's important to have a man who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a man who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a man who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a man who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very, very important that these four men don't know each other.