Now I know a lot of guys are probably are gonna think I make this shit up and maybe there’s really nothing I can do to convince you of otherwise. But here’s something I want you to consider. I can make going to the store to buy a loaf of bread sound pretty salacious. Doesn’t mean I'm lying. I mean, I actually went to the store; didn’t lie about the service and I described the store just the way it looks. See, it’s just that I’ve always been pretty adept at writing down what I see, feel, smell and taste and I want you to ponder this as you read the following.

I got a lil horny gem to share with you that happened to me and my buddy bout a month ago. For real; word for word. Again, this story might be told by another guy in a mere ten short sentences but; just not who I am.

My buddy and I don’t have a “revolving door” regarding our proclivity for sharing a lil “bone” time with other guys. It’s not like we go out trolling, but every once in a while the right guy and the right situation comes along. Well, on a Wednesday night of last month I swear the planets lined up in our very own bedroom: a lil horny, vernal equinox.

My partner and I do a lot of renovation work as our kinda hobby and this guy we sorta know heard that we had some real nice triple glazed windows for sale. The guy I’m speakin bout built my neighbours garage last year while we were rebuilding our veranda. That’s when we first met him. My partner and I usually sit and have a few beers after a long day of grunt work; plopping ourselves down on a couple of lawn chairs to look over & critique our days work. I remember this guy dropping by a couple a times during these periods to trade a few war stories and even then I could tell he was kinda intrigued by what he suspected might be two gay guys that knew their way around a radial arm saw.

Anyway, on this Wednesday he dropped by to check out the windows we were selling. After showing him the windows, we all cracked a beer and listened to some tunes as we sat at our kitchen island talking. To give you a handle on what my partner and I are all about, we have dart board in our kitchen. I know; not very “gentile” but it works for us. Anyway, this guy is a real nice guy. Smart, nobody’s fool but kind of a “Bubba” right down to his duck dynasty T shirt and “muddin” truck.

Talked bout everything under the sun as we drank beer after beer when naturally the conversation degenerated into “Make no mistake about it guys, I love pussy. I’m as straight as they come but I think the fact that you two guys are gay is really cool. Never met gay guys like you before”. Well I couldn’t resist. “Make no mistake bout it Joel; we like cock and if you want those windows we got, we might just have to work out some sort of barter situation". Again, this guy is real down to earth kinda guy so we all laughed but I killed that joke all nite every chance I could.

Anyhow, after quite a few more brewsky’s and feeling this pretty neat undercurrent of horny tension building in the air, I finally leaned in real close to him and put it all out there; in a low, dead serious tone “Ya know Joel, If you ever speculated what it would be like to have two guys you really liked and respected servicing you at the same time in a nice safe environment well; this may be your one and only opportunity man.” Dead silence. My partner looked at me like he was gonna shit himself as I continued “You’re a smart, well adjusted guy so I know I’m not suggesting anything to you that you can’t handle or aren’t able to put into perspective for yerself later. I want you to think about that”. (Shit I’m good).

More dead horny silence, then Joel looks at both of us and croaks “What exactly are we talking here?” I said “Joel man, we can do stuff to you that most women can’t. See, this is the neat thing bout guy/guy shit; we have the same equipment as you so we know what’s gonna make ya feel real fuckin good pal.” I took a long beat. “I’m talking bout tonguing yer hole to death while you fuck Andy up the arse”.

Shit! The look on Joel’s face kinda made me think I had lost him. Even my partner started to back peddle a bit and sputters “Aw naw, nothing that heavy man. Just what ever your comfortable with and turns you on.” Well ya see I know guys, and even if most guys are freaked out or even a bit scared by a proposal like this; it really doesn’t mater cause what ever freaks out their “Christian” ears; well, their warmed up nuts and getting hard dicks are always gonna win out.

I’m thinking its now or never so I don’t relent. “No, that’s exactly what I’m talking bout for starters. Respect you too much to candy coat it. Pretty horny shit to ponder huh?” I have to say that the long, dead silence that followed was the horniest chunk of time I’ve experienced since I fucked around with my best buds dad when I was just a tad pole. The sexual tension was thick. I swear t’god I could hear all our hearts pumpin and smell our nuts sweatin.

I looked him square in the eyes; I knew I had him. I slid into him “We know you want this man otherwise you would a high tailed it outta here hours ago” I started rubbing his crotch; feelin his hard dick straining against the front of his work pants with my partner close behind messaging his nuts and beefy thighs. He sucked in his breath and let out a groan; game over. Twas a fevered race to the bedroom; clothes flying and the heady smell of precum and ball sweat filled the room while our three bobbing cocks made fast friends.

So after stripping, we all stand buck naked by the bed; strokin each others dicks in front of a big mirror; our boners just a drippin and wagging as we give each other a lil show. We pumped, grunted and played with each others fuzzy nuts, asses and cocks for a long time when he finally says; gaspin and a puffin “I don’t know how all this is all s’posed to work so you guys are gonna have to show me” I swear, I’m getting that sentence tattooed on my ass; horniest declaration I ever heard. He was a great looking guy; bout 35 years old and a nice, taught working man’s body. The guy wasn’t a true red head but had neat ginger brown fuzz all over his body and lower ab lines that were like arrows pointing to his incredible dick; a big, fat, bent fucker with a huge, shiny head peaking outta foreskin & a piss slit just oozing precum.

I leaned down onto my haunches as Andy started lickin Joel’s tits and rubbing his nut sack. I slid his bobbing cock in my mouth, tasting and smelling his salty precum. Fuck; he tasted as good as he smelt. His cock was bent downward so suckin it was great; slid down my throat like it was custom fit. He moaned and sucked in his breath as he closed his eyes. I said "No pal; I want ya to keep yer eyes open man. Want ya to watch me suck yer cock. Otherwise, it’d be like watchin a porn flick with yer eyes closed.”

This horny look of lusty wonderment filled his eyes as he stared down at me; me lookin up to meet his horny gaze. “Ohhh yeahhh man; suck my cock” he moaned as I sucked, licked and pounded his pulsing cock deep into my drooling mouth. The three of us worked ourselves up into a horny, thigh twitchin stupor til I finally eased off; not wanting us to pop so soon.

“In for a penny; in for a pound” Joel belts out as he falls back on the bed laughing; his legs still off the edge and feet touching the floor. “Okay fellas. No turning back now. I trust you guys, so gimme a dick ta suck! Haven’t sucked a dick since bible camp”. Don’t know why, but the bible camp quip made me even hornier. I crawled between his legs and continued to suck his throbbin cock; licking and cleanin his gummy precum outta his foreskin as Andy saddles up on his knees to Joel’s face and takes Joel’s head; guiding it to his cock.

I stopped and drank in the horny site of him sucking and pumpin Andy’s huge throbbin cock while I sorta stood up and pressed Joel and mine’s leaking dicks together and started to jack em; our cocks just a sliding back and forth gainst one another as our piss slits oozed precum all over each others swollen heads.

“Hey Joel, stop fer just a sec so’s you can see yer cock as it’s being wanked t’gether with another mans dick. “Pretty fuckin horny huh?” He grunts a lusty “yup” as he watches our gummy, swollen cocks slide back and forth against one another wrapped in my hand. I swear the more direct I was with this guy, the hornier he got. My pal Andy is so wound up by this point he belts out “I need to get fucked man! Want ya to fuck my arse with that big, bent cock a yours!” Andy hits the nite stand to get a rubber and starts slippin it onto Joel’s dick as I tongue Joel’s fuzzy nuts. Fuck they smelt great; he smelt great. Kinda like a mixture of feed straw, dirty Carhartts and day old ball sweat.

Joel gets up on his haunches “You sure you two are alright with this?” He says. “I mean, I don’t know how it works with guys but yer not gonna be all jealous of one another are ya?” See, nice guy. Andy and I laugh. “You kidding; this is like an early Xmas present man. Why would I be jealous when I know the dude I care about most is gonna be gettin something that’ll smack a smile on his face for months?” Nuff said, Joel swings around and I grab his pulsing cock; guiding it into Andy’s hole. “Wait!” I said. “Wanna show ya something real horny Joel. Check this out” I slid my face down in between them and started to tongue Andy’s ass.

Andy fuckin loves it when I rim him before I fuck him so he starts to grunt and whimper. I say “Joel, c’mere real close pal so’s you can watch as one guys tongue slides into another dudes hairy arse ” I continue to tongue Andy’s ass as I feel Joel’s heavy breathing on my cheek; drinking this horny sight in as I lick and prod Andy’s greasy bung. I grab Joel’s hand and press it to my face, lips and Andy’s ass so he could feel my tongue as it flicks in and out, in and out. Real horny whimpering sounds start emanating from Joel as I feel his fingers slid all over my lips, tongue and Andy’s pulsing hole. Andy continues to gasp and moan while I eat his greasy, pulsin arse like it was my last supper.

I finally pull myself up, followed by Joel and I croak in a deep whisper “Fuck yeah man, look at that tight, greasy hole; just achin for you to drill yer big, fat dong in there pal. Do it man! Slide yer big, fat fuckin cock in there and pound the livin shit outta his arse!” Joel, near breathless and shaking in his horniness, presses his pulsin dick head up against Andy’s waitin hole as Andy; panting and consumed, starts to press back. I watch as Joel’s big bent dick starts to slide into Andy’s ass; stretching his hole open as it goes “Ohhhhh fuck yeahhh!” Andy grunts as Joel starts to slowly pump his cock in and out, in and out, deeper and deeper with each horny plunge. “Fuck yeah man…bone me” Andy grunts; stretching his legs wide apart and arching his hungry ass up so’s to feel each horny thrust better.

Fuck! They looked like two dogs on the front lawn just a humpin and buckin t’gether. I wrangled myself around so’s to have full access to Joel’s bucking ass. It was a beautiful, round, bulbous hunk of flexing muscle. I pull his sweaty ass cheeks apart to expose his hole; a greasy, puckered wonder. As I lower my mouth, I brush my lips against his upper crack so’s he can feel my breath on him and he whimpers.

I’m thinkin; oh fuck yeah, you whimper buddy. I’ll give ya something to whimper bout. I start to flick and slide my hungry tongue along his fussy ass crack ensuring to breathe heavy so’s he can feel my warm breath on him. He whimpers and grunts; spreading his legs as I wriggle my eager tongue downward til I makes contact with his puckered, pulsing hole; the funky smell of man ass and ball sweat setting my rock hard dick ta oozing. He sucks in his breath “Ooooh fuck yeahhh.” He croaks as I grunt “Oh ya buddy? You like that? You like my tongue in yer fuckin arse? Well it likes being there pal?” I lick, flick and slide my tongue in deeper. He grunts, barely able ta speak.

Consumed by horniness, Joel starts making sounds ya don’t often hear from a grown man; real high pitched whimpering grunts and groans. I continue to slide my tongue deeper; finally make contact with his soft pink ass innards. He groans and grunts louder as his now wiggling, buckin ass only makes me hornier. “Fuck yeah man …right there …lick my fuckin arse.” He moans as he fucks Andy and I pump my throbbin cock, so swollen now that it hurts. I tickle his fuzzy nuts as he fucks my pal; Andy’s ass slapping back to meet every horny thrust. We are in heaven. Just us three guys gruntin and puffing; all helping each other out.

A rhythm begins to build as Joel drills his massive cock in and outta Andy’s greedy hole faster; Andy’s ass slapping back harder to meet every horny plunge and me with my flickin tongue and greedy mouth pressed up real hard against Joel’s arched ass and now loose gaping hole. Andy yells "Oh fuck yeah man, yer big fuckin cock is right up there man; right in my fuckin arse! Bone me man! Bone my fuckin arse!" All three of us are in unison; bucking and puffing.

As I tickle Joel’s fuzzy warm nuts I feel them tighten up as his pumping becomes frenzied. I can feel his gaping hole start to spasm and pulse against my snaking tongue; opening up wider to my prodding; envisioning his spunk starting its journey from his tightened nut sack to his swollen piss slit.

Joel starts to whine this real primal kinda gruntin sound as his ass starts to buck and convulse uncontrollably “I’m gonna cum man…with yer tongue right up my fuckin arse! Fuck yeah man…tongue me! Tongue my fuckin arse! I’m fuckin cumin! I’m cumin! With my cock right in yer fuckin hole!” Joel yells as Andy screams “Awe fuck man...can feel you squirtin! I’m gonna cum! I’m cumin!"; his gaping hole and ass innards ballooning up in hot horniness as Joel’s massive cock head pounds relentlessly against his throbin prostrate. “Gaahh…fuck! I’m cumin! Ohhh my fuck yeahhh, oh fuck yeah!” I croak into Joel’s greasy arse as my throbbin cock strains against my pumpin fist and my piss slit starts squirtin buckets of long hot, thready ropes of spunk all over the three of us at the same time as Andy’s thick cables of jiz splat hard against the mattress.

Just a pantin and a puffin, we all lay there; drinking in the heady, dank smell of cum and freshly fucked ass. Joel I’m sure, trying to process his new found horniness for bonding “guy dome”

We continued to fuck around for hours until every square inch of all our body’s had been licked, sucked and prodded. Joel left around 4:00. Left his duck dynasty T-shirt behind too. He hasn’t been back for that t-shirt yet and he aint getting it back either; cause now when I’m on line doing what I do best; I take a good whiff of his shirt while I’m beatin my dick just to give my knob an extra throb.