God bless first times; such a wellspring of horniness to draw from. Phrases like “You show me yours n’ I’ll show you mine” bring back such horny, heady memories. How about “Wanna try something that’ll feel real good?” That’s one a my all time faves.

My first time was with my best bud’s dad; swear to god. I remember so clearly. We were at my best buddy’s house one day getting ready to play some net soccer. They were a weird kinda family. Just a dad; don’t really know what happened to mom, and very rural sensibilities with no real conventional social filters. We were looking for the soccer ball when my pal remembered that his dad probable hid it on him because we had broken out the garage window just the week before. We searched high and low til it occurred to him that his dad probably hid it in his bedroom closet.

Pure stealth; we crept into his Dad’s bedroom. Dad was sleeping. He worked nights for the rail. He was a big, burly, handsome fucker; kinda looked like a slick carnival worker type that your parents would tell you to steer clear of, with a grin that could melt an iceberg. So yeah, we creep in and there his Dad was; snoring like a Restigouche bear, buck naked and spread eagle on the bed with a raging piss hard on. My pal didn’t flinch; perfectly normal I guess. See; no social filter.

That moment is so etched in my brain. My pal dug around the closet for the ball as I just kind of stood there transfixed. It was the first time I had seen a real adult male body like that before. His dick was huge; a veiny, purple, blood engorged monster. His big bull nuts were drawn tight and a dark, woolly fuzz trailed under his nuts hiding the crack of his ass. The room was filled with the heady odour of man funk; felt like a cattle prod had poked my dick n’ nuts at the same time. I could feel my cock gettin’ so fucking hard; could feel my swollen dick leaking in my Kmart tighty whitie’s as my legs got weak and I started to shake.

Seconds seamed to pass like hours as I drank in this horny feast until; crash! My pal drops something in the closet; waking his Dad bolt up right. “What the b’jesus are ya doing?” Me; transfixed with his Dad just a staring at me. And me; just staring at his dick. He looked real deep into my eyes and the gig was up; he knew. He saw me for who I was. He lept from the bed and mumbled something to me as he stumbled by, making his way down the hall to the bathroom. I watched as his bulbous ass, heavy dong and fuzzy bull balls swung n’ bobbed as he trotted down the hall. “Found the ball, and don’t sweat my dad’s shit; he had to get up for work anyway”, says my bud - but I barely heard him. My ears were drinking in the sound of heavy streams of piss hitting the toilet hard as his Dad took a leak.

Racing down stairs; my heart was just a pounding and my nose was filled with the musky smell of cock and ass sweat as we darted outside. Couldn’t concentrate but we played for a bit when I finally pulled the plug; telling my pal I had a sore stomach. Really just wanted to go home and beat off is all. We were sitting on the back steps when his Dad comes out dressed for work. “I hear you were heading out Howdy?” I couldn’t look at him “Yup gotta go”. “Well in that case, I can leave a bit early; swing by and drop you off”. Did I hear right? Was this really happening? “Um, ya; I guess” still not looking at him.

I shuffled toward the pick up as Dad lept into the driver’s side. “See ya tomorrow”, I choked out to my pal as I got in and we sped down the dirt drive; kicking up dust for miles. The dead silence seemed to last forever as we drove. He finally spoke; the sound of his deep voice making me jump. “Sorry about earlier but; you seen a guy’s hard dick before haven’t ya Howdy? I mean yer sure old enough now to get a hard on right?” Don’t remember what I mumbled. More dead, horny silence; then a deep throaty whisper” Well; if ya want, I could show it to you again” My heart was a pounding in my throat as I looked at him for the first time and he stared back; he knew the answer. He grabbed my hand and put it on his crotch. It was rock hard, warm and damp and I could smell that same heady funk that filled his bedroom.

He pulled off to a dirt road and parked the truck. Giving me a long purposeful stare “This is gotta be between just you and me okay? Tell any one and we’ll be in deep shit”. He slid down in his seat; undid his belt, unzipped his fly and pulled down the front of his under wear. There it was; that blood engorged, veiny, purple wonder. He looked around as he took my hand and put it on his cock; sucking in his breath as my hand made contact. Precum was oozing from his piss slit and leaked all over my fingers as I rubbed his cock; he grunted in a low, husky whisper. “Feels real neat huh? “Now take yours out; I wanna see it”.

I fumbled with my fly as he reached over with a sense of urgency and unzipped my jeans n’ reached into my underwear. Holy fuck! He wrapped his hand wrapped round my pecker n’ my whole body started to buzz in waves of horny euphoria as my dick started leaking all over the place. “Feels good huh?” as he stroked my cock “Gonna show ya something else now that’ll make you feel even better” He looks around again “Remember, not a word to nobody”. He lowered his head and I could feel his warm breath on me as he slipped his wet lips over my throbbing knob. Sheeit!! My whole body went fuzzy as his head started to slowly bob up and down, up and down, sliding his tightened lips all over my painfully swollen cock, making my nuts all hot and buzzy and at the same time guiding my hand up and down his own hard and leaking dick as the smell of musky sweat and pre cum filled the truck.

He knew better then I that I wasn’t gonna last very long so he stops and sits bolt up with a lusty look in his eyes “Feels real good huh?” “Want me to do something else now that’ll make ya feel even better?” He didn’t wait for an answer. Pulling his pants off; his throbbing cock was just a bobbing n’ flexing. He shimmies my pants down and off and twists me around so that I’m on my knees, hunched over with my ass up in the air. Oh my Fuck! Was that his breath on my ass? Could feel him start to lick and snake his tongue round the fuzzy crack of my butt. He spreads my ass cheeks and holy fucking shit! I could feel his wet, warm tongue as it starts flicking around my puckered bung; prodding deeper and deeper til I feel his tongue is slipping and sliding all over my pink ass innards. Fuck! His tongue - buried deep inside my sweaty arse! He reaches around and starts to stroke my dripping cock as he slurs on my arse. Can hear his horny grunts n’ my whimpering to this very day as he ate my ass like it was a piece of prime rib.

He stops just short a me cumin’ and twists me around again and in a croaky voice “Ya gotta do me now?” I was dead silent. “C’mon; I know ya want to and I promise; won’t tell no one” He puts his hand to the back of my neck and persuades my face to his dick; the musky smell of cock and ball sweat making my head spin. The head of his cock was crimson, shiny and wet and his piss slit was just dripping with salty precum. He whimpered and sucked in his breath as I flicked my tongue around the hard, blood engorged ridge of his massive cockhead; the taste of his sweet n’ salty pre jiz consuming me. I wrapped my lips around his pole and he starts to gently pump his cock in and out of my mouth; his hips an ass slowly heaving up n’ down as he grunts and groans. A real horny rhythm starts to take shape as his sweaty smell rises to meet my nose. Then “Stop, don’t wanna cum yet. You got to do my arse now too”

He flips around n’ arches his bulbous ass towards me in a lewd n’ lusty sorta way. Was so nasty n’ horny lookin’; so fuckin illicit. And time stood still. That little five seconds in time was my ground zero. I knew in that moment it would be my life’s ambition to keep sex the nasty, horny primal thing it was meant to be “C’mon now” he says “Don’t worry, I’m clean. C’mon Howdy; just as much fun doing it as it is getting done” A heavy, musky smell fills my nostrils as I inched my face towards his ass. As I start to tongue his fuzzy crack he whimpers and moans.” Oh my fuck yeah; shit that feels good”. He pulls apart his ass cheeks and there it is; my first hole, a dark, hairy, greasy, wonderfuck of a hole. I flick my tongue around his tight puckered bung, urging it open as he whimpers, slipping my tongue in and out; prodding deeper. When my tongue makes contact with his soft pink innards I feel his hole loosen up. Groaning and whimpering he wriggles his ass, “Oh my fuck ya, oh fuck ya, right there! Lick me lil’ buddy! Tongue my fuckin hole!” He arches his arse real high n’ spreads his legs real wide; resting one a them on the dash of the truck like a dog taken a piss as I reach under and start to play with his tightened fuzzy nuts n’ stroke his pulsing cock. He grunts and whimpers as I press my mouth real hard against his arched ass and my tongue drills deep; flicking’ and slurping on his slippery arse innards n’ hairy hole. I was in consumed by his ass; my first ass.

He abruptly stops me and swings around to a seated position “I really need to cum now, okay?” With great urgency, he pulls me toward him so that our naked thighs are pressed hard against one another. “You stroke my dick and I’ll do the same to you - and don’t stop til I tell ya; okay?” He grabs hold of my hard, swollen cock as I grab his and we start to stroke each other. We look into each others eyes and at each other’s dicks with this real horny urgency as we pound away, pumping n’ pounding, puffing and moaning; our faces all flushed; eyes all watery n’ lips all wet n’ puffy.

“Ungh, ungh, ungh, ungh”; was the first time I was aware that I was making any sound. My nuts started to tighten up as my asshole started convulsing; my innards started to warm and buzz with a horny euphoria like I had never felt before as my dick head swelled to triple in size as it started spitting hot cables a jiz; same time as his “Oh fuck yeah, oh my fuck yeah, you fucking fuck, fucker” he yells n’ grunts as long, gobby strings of hot ropy jiz start flying from our piss slits all over the truck cab from both of our blood engorged cocks; splattin’ everywhere; our cocks straining against our pumping fists as our dicks kept squirting buckets n’ buckets a jiz in unison for a horny, euphoric fuckin eternity; “Ungh, ungh, ungh’ ungh” My first facial. Yeah, holy fuck is right!

We sat there pantin’ n’ huffin’ for the longest time before he grabbed a grease monkey rag and wiped his dick and face down; handing me the rag when he was finished. I wiped myself off; wiping more of his spunk on me then getting rid of my own. We pulled up our jeans, he started the truck and we were off. We pulled up to my house “Remember...not a word to any one okay? If you’re real quiet about this and you liked it, then maybe we can do it again”. He flashed me that killer grin. I got out and the rest is a blur. All I remember was whacking off at least three to four times a day for the longest time until it all became a distant memory. We got together again only once after that. I was 22 and had come home for a visit. It was still really horny but certainly not like that first time.

I’ve lived a life; survived the eighties - shaved nuts n’ tanning beds. I’ve explored every trend n’ proclivity you can imagine – ‘cept the gerbil thing – that was just an urban legend right?(LMFAO) And I have to admit; sometimes as an adult male, I get bogged down with counting orgasms, sexual acrobatics and focusing on a guy’s looks in order to determine how great the sex is. Pretty human; maybe. Pretty shallow - I think so. All I know is, threw my adult life if I ever start getting bored, cynical or uninspired about sex, I just have to remember that very first time and I realize that the primal simplicity of getting naked with another guy; checking him out real good, smelling his funk, giving him a show, seeing his ass and cock close up and feeling his warm breath and tongue on my cock and ass - well; doesn’t get any better than that my brothers.