LIFE at THE LAZY LOB RANCH
"LONESOME BEARS WINTER UNDERWEAR"
by John Howie
posted April. 2002
It had been getting colder all the time that he had been travelling,
colder with each hour that passed and with each mile that he rode higher
into the pine clad mountains. He was ill prepared for any kind of weather
let alone the freezing winter months that were just starting, yeah even
old ma' nature was against him by starting winter early that year with
this all enveloping blizzard that he was lost in. Even though he knew
there was little chance of finding food and shelter, and that he was
likely to freeze or starve to death, he kept going, cause in the mountains
he had a chance that he might not die, but to go back down to the prairie,
even if he knew the way,he would be strung up by a lynch-mob of angry
ranch hands.
He pulled the blanket closer around his shoulders to try to keep some
warmth trapped within his inadequate clothes, hell who would call a cowboy
hat, boots and thin cotton Long-johns adequate, and as for the blanket,
well, that just happened to be tied to the saddle of the horse that he had
stolen. He hadn't eaten for days, and this along with bash he got on his
head during his escape, not to mention the bum numbing cold, was causing
dizzy spells, disorientation and even hallucinations like the one he was
having now, for he thought he saw a log cabin but betwixt him and safety
was a huge grizzly bear coming towards him. It was all too much for him
and he made three slips; he slipped into unconsciousness, slipped from
the horse and slipped into the arms of a big bear!
He gradually regained consciousness and slowly took stock of what his
senses told him. It was dark, he could hear a storm raging in the distance
and a soft snoring next to him, he could feel the comfort of a bed, the
woolly warmth of material next to his skin and the greater warmth
emulating from the body beside him ,and he could smell the wonderfull mix
of Man sweat and spunk. His head was being hugged close to this mans warm
hairy chest, but it was his own hands that gave him the greatest sensation for
they were hot and had feeling in them again, yeah, he could even feel
where the heat came from and then he knew he was in heaven, for his
hands were holding the mystery man's hot meaty cock! Smiling, he drifted
off into sleep.
He woke and again checked through his senses; there was the smell of
coffee, the sound of what could be singing, and the feel of an
uncomfortable itching around his crutch, so he instinctively started to
scratch, but what he discovered caused his eyes to open in shock!
"Yeah", chuckled a deep rumbling voice, " Yeah, there gone! I cut them
off with my razor while you were asleep. Hope you don't mind?"
The voice came from a muscular bearded man who was wearing a blue long
legged union suit, the front buttons from crutch to Belly-button were
fastened but from there to the neck were unbuttoned to show a very hairy
chest. In one hand he held a Coffee Pot, the other hand was inside the
front of his union suit and stroking his cock, " If your up to it, would
you like some?", he asked, and smiling continued, " Coffee first, then you
can get you mouth round something more tasty!", and nodded towards the pot
of stew on the stove. He gave his patient a mug of coffee, had a
quick look at the head wound and remarked reassuringly that it seemed fine
but that come full daylight he'd have a better look. Then, with a deep
sigh, he sat on the edge of the bed, the space between the buttons of the
bulging crutch area of his union suit were open giving a tantalizing
glimpse of the thick mat of pubic hair inside, in fact if it wasn't for
the colour of the material it would be hard to say where the wool of his
underwear stopped and the hair of his body started!
"Well Lad", he said sternly, "I'm Len and we got some talking to do.
I'll start!" He went on to explain how during the storm he heard a
horse, so he went outside to investigate and as he went up to the animal
a man, all striped for action, had fallen off the horse and into his arms.
He attended to the well-being of the horse and the man, in that order.
He had carried the stranger into the cabin and had striped the wet
clothes off him, tended the head wound, and washed him. Then he shaved
the pubic hair off the stranger as he didn't want to catch Crabs or the
like from the man who would be sharing his underwear and bed with for the
next few months. "Yep!" he drawled, "that's my brand new red woolly
union suit that your wearing, an' there weren't no spunk stains on the
front of them when I got into bed with you to get you warm, but, during
the two days you spent cuddling my cock I sort of lost count of how often
I shot my load! I know how itchy rough new woollen underwear can be
against freshly shaved balls!" He paused to give a big toothy
grin, then chuckling continued, " Don't ask me how I know, but believe
me, I know! So while I rub something soothing round your big balls and
cute little cock, you can tell me what happened to you. I don't want your
life story just yet cause we got all winter for that. Just your name what
the hell were you doing out in a blizzard with only your long-johns on?
"I'm Lee, was down on my luck, didn't have a proper regular job, I was
just drifting from one temporary or seasonal ranch job to the next,
you know the sort of thing; a cattle drive here, a roundup there, just any
ranch or even farm work I could get. But permanent jobs don't go to
outsiders, and, well being Gay don't help much. Anyway, I was getting kind
a' hungry when I rode into the 'Lazy Lob',that big ranch down in the
valley to ask for work. They seemed mighty pleased to see me, signed me
on, said that I could start work the next day and that I could bed down
in the Casual Ranch Hands Bunkhouse! Hell, just think o' that, a proper
bunkhouse with beds and blankets for casual Hands, not just grudging
permission to sleep in the barn or a shed! I sure looked forward to
working there, so I stabled my horse, put my kit on one of the empty
bunks, stripped down to my underwear and went for a wash. When I came
back there was this real handsome young cowboy standing by my bunk, he
was only wearing his union suit and was stroking a right good hard-on.
"I've come to make you welcome"he said. So, not being one to look a
gift horse, or cock, in the mouth, I unbuttoned my long drawrs and lay
bum up on the bunk. He was still at the fingering my arse hole stage,
hadn't got his cock in let alone given me a shagging, when the door burst
open and a big old man came in waving a stick and yelling, "What you do
with my boy?" I panicked, jumped off the bunk and started to run for the
other door but with my long-drawrs tangled round my ankles I didn't get
far and soon tripped and bashed my head on the door frame. Hell!,if I had
been wearing a union suit I would'nt I would'nt have needed to drop my
underwear to get a good shaging! Anyway,I don't recall exactly what
happened too clearly, but while the angry old man being held back by
the youngster, I scrambled outside, got on a horse and fled into the
night. By morning I was lost, and well, you know the rest. If I go back
they'll kill me; cause if the old man don't shoot me for muckin' about
with his boy, then the ranch owner will hang me for stealing his horse!
Unless, you know them and can help me?".
"Yeah.", replied Len, "I know them, and I wouldn't worry if I were
you, cause for a start those two men aren't related, the old man's mind
has wandered and he calls every one 'his boy', and you won't be the first
cowboy to be welcomed by the youngster!" "As to the horse", said Len
thoughtfully, as he continued to rub something soothing round Lucky Lee's
engorged cock, "well as I see it, you didn't so much steal it as exchange
it for your own horse and you left your kit and clothes behind into the
bargain". Len stopped soothing Lee's cock and packed the 4 inches of
cute cock back into the borrowed undersuit mischievously rubbing the
exposed inner foreskin against the rough material and causing Lee to
squirm and whimper. " Besides a horse is only stolen if it it taken away
from the ranch it's supposed to be on," stated Len "And this is still Lazy
Lob property". "So come spring, we'll just ride down to the ranch have a
chat about it all, and collect your wages for helping me here". He stood
up, gave another toothy grin and said, "Problem solved. Now while your
thinking of an interesting way to thank me, I've got something hot and
meaty for you to wrap your mouth round" and he turned round intent on
going to the stove for a plate meat stew. Well!,what do you think he ment?
"Stop!" pleaded Lee from the bed, "while I read what's embroidered on the
bum-flap of your union suit. Well now Len, that's the words"Lonesome
Bear" that's embroidered there, so, I think I know how to thank you
and solve your problem!" Lucky Lee reached out and unbuttoned
the embridered drop seat bum-flap, or should that be shag-flap, and
reached inside to fondle Lonesome Len's big hairy bum that wasn't going
to be lonely for the rest of that winter!