Unlike most cowboys, who are often a bit cute and a bit on the dim side, this cowboy was very, very cute but very, very dim at just about every thing around the ranch, in fact a positive danger to other cowboys, the livestock, buildings and equipment.

So, you may wonder was he not sacked ages ago.

Well, this cowboy, whose name was Ken, was related to the Ranch Owner, an 80 year old spinster who had never set foot out of Richmond except to cheer the Confederate Troops as they marched north to "Whop the Yanks", at "The Battle of Manassas back in July 1861, "or as she liked to put it "take down their blue britches and tan their hides"!

Now, The Foreman was used to this expression of hers as she used it in her instructions about Ken in which she told him to train Ken to be good at something, anything, to make a man of him, if you can! Even if you have to take down his britches and tan his hide twice every day! cause if you don't, you can start looking for a new job! The Forman liked his cushy job, so he started doing what cowboys just Hate, THINKING"!

As it happened, Ken came to his help!

Well Cowboy Ken was useless around the ranch or out on the range, but he was very willing and very popular especially in the Bunkhouse at night and the hayloft during the day where he was willing to be talked into any cowboys bunk or the depths of the hay because Cowboy Ken turned out to be not only a class one Cowboy Cock sucker and a Cowboy Ass Fucker! Moreover, Ken loved to open the "Drop Seat" Ass Flap of his own Red Union Suit at the first sight of a cowboy with even a hint of a hard-on! YEE! HAA!

Interesting to mention, but, Ken's daily hard hand-spanking from the Foreman soon included a hard fucking! Well, as Ken's Ass Flap was open for a spanking, the foreman might as well give him a Fucking as well! Ken was NOT COMPLAINING!!

The only problem now was to keep the respectable old lady Ranch Owner informed of Ken's progress as a real cowboy including a photograph in the monthly reports to her, without telling her the actual truth, remember the foreman's job depend on it

After a lot of hard thinking, not an easy thing for a cowboy, he rode to town and arranged for the local photographer to bring his camera and equipment, out to the ranch later in the week to photograph Ken seemingly doing respectable cowboy type things.

Ken was pictured, with lots of safety precautions taken, as seemingly painting the barn with no paint on the brush, sitting on a horse, well ok he was tied onto it, driving a wagon which was not actually hitched to the team of horses, branding a calf with an unheated branding iron, pitching hay with a forkless pitching fork, anything to make Ken look like a real cowboy. Hell, they even had him doing cowboy domestic jobs, like sweeping out the Bunkhouse, and even sewing replacement buttons onto a pair of long johns.

NOW, strange to say, but Ken actually managed to do the last two tasks right, indeed turned out to be good at sewing and embroidery and was soon doing all the other cowboys sewing for them. However, you had to stop him from embroidering, flowers or sexy messages onto the ass flap of a union suit. Indeed, the Foreman found out to his embarrassment, yet Pleasure, that his new popularity was due to spending most of the winter wondering around the bunkhouse with yellow flowers and "Fuck Me" embroidered on the "drop Seat" ass flap of his otherwise butch red union suit!

This really made Cowboy Ken VERY Popular with his new Bunkhouse mates even started a fashion of having messages like "Hi Big Boy" or "Free Fuck" embroidered onto the "Drop Seat" Ass Flap of Cowboy Union Suits, YEE! HA!

Thanks to Cowboy Ken!