LIFE ON THE LAZY-LOB RANCH
The Buttonless Bum-Flap
by John Howie
The new Cowhand had been working long hard hours at the Lazy Lob
Ranch, he, like the regular Cowhands had to make do with whatever sleep
and shelter they could get while the storm lasted. But, when the storm was
over, the cowboys were sent back in pairs to the ranch for a hot meal and
some sleep.
The new hand, Rob, was working with his new partner, an experienced
cowpoke called Kev. With the improvement of the weather Rob and Kev, in
common with the other Cowboys, took off, their waterproofs and outer
clothes to let the sun dry their inner clothes. So it was that Rob and Kev
rode side by side clad only in their leather chaps and long Union suit
underwear. Rob could not help noticing that even though Kev had
unbuttoned the front of his union suit almost to his belly button, the
muscles of his body still bulged through the material of his once red, now faded to pink, woolen
union suit. Even more interesting to Rob was that through the open front of Kev's union suit, there
burst out a mass of dark hair, thick enough to be fur, and the thought of the hairy man bulging out
of his butch union suit, was more than Rob's cock could control, so he, much to his embarrassment
had to ride about with an impressive hard-on thrusting against the virgin white of his own
underwear. Rob, aware that Kev was smiling at him, made the mistake of trying to cover his
embarrassment with his hand, and that slight touch of his hand caused his cock to erupt like that
volcano Krakatoa, and drench his balls in hot cum which swiftly soaked into his now not so virgin
white union suit! Kev produced, from behind his back, a red button, which he slipped inside
Rob's Union suit and it slid down till it became spunk stuck to Rob's balls. Kev winked and said,
"You will be needing that later", and laughing, rode ahead towards the ranch where he and Rob
would have their rest break. Rob, trying not to get too spunk stuck to his saddle, followed Kev
towards the sunset.
Back at the ranch the boys naturally looked after their horses, took of their leather Chaps and
went to the Cookhouse where the two cooks welcomed them with; hot coffee, fresh baked bread
and vast plates of hot slightly spiced stew. But before they sat down, one of the cooks had to
remind Rob that it was traditional Southern manners for a man to remove his hat before eating, but
made no comment about Rob and Kev wearing only their long underwear and cowboy boots. After
the meal, our heroes took a fresh pot of coffee with then to the Bunkhouse and while Rob put the
coffee on top of the hot Pot-Belly heating stove and hung their still damp outer clothes near it to
dry, Kev went over to one of the double width beds and woke up the two cowboys sleeping
entwined in it. Open mouthed, Rob watched in astonishment as those two cowboys removed their
hands from inside each others underwear, climbed out of bed and into their boots, then jamming
their hats on their heads, started for the door. "Hold it!" called Kev, "remember cooks Southern Manners rules", and pinched both of their
exposed bums. Grinning sheepishly the two lovers buttoned shut the open Bum-Flaps on each other's union suit
underwear and went to the cookhouse. Needless to say, Rob once again had a hard-on thrusting
against the inside of his woolen underwear, and the sight of the part of Kev's hairy ass that was
visible, because a missing button caused part of Kev's Bum-Flap to hang open, was endangering
the dryness of Rob's undies. Kev, looking back over his shoulder, saw both Rob's expression and
bulging cock, said in a husky voice, "Anything the matter?"
Having now taken stock of the setup at the Lazy Lob Ranch, Rob smiled and said, "One of the red
Buttons is missing from the Bum-Flap of your union suit, and you know where you hid it. So, after
you've found it, I'll sew the button back on for you". Grinning, Kev lumbered over to Rob, picked
him up, and tenderly carried him over to the still warm double bed.