Falstaff’s Battalion
21st Century British Bears
by Howard Watson
hwatson4964@outlook.com
posted January 2013
In my previous essay, Falstaff’s Legacy, first published
in The Bear Book II, edited by Les Wright, published in 2001,
I endeavoured to provide a selection of bears that had if not an
English, certainly a British, flavour. With the new Millennium now in
its second decade, the time has come to see if there is anything to
add; especially in the visibility of the gay community in the wider
world. True, there is now a British bear publication, several bear
clubs and bear nights, but there is still more of an American
influence. There is a more identifiable image to, say, German bears,
but the European take is far less overt. Occasionally, an advert for
a soft drink appears on British television with a bear or two, but
very rarely and primarily for comic effect.
He may not be a bear himself but Guy Ritchie, the film director, best
known for his help in rebooting Robert Downey Jr’s film career,
clearly has a penchant for the larger, more hirsute male supporting
actor. His break-out hit, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,
in 1998, had roles for Lenny McLean, the former bare-knuckle boxer,
as Barry the Baptist. Along with another controversial film director
Quentin Tarantino, Ritchie has been criticised for his use of
ultra-violence, also evident in his follow-up, and even more
bear-friendly Snatch. (Weirdly, one scene from his debut, with
P H Moriarty as Hatchet Harry, was overlooked, Barry’s boss,
who, in a rather startling flashback, bludgeons a man to death with a
dildo!) Ritchie sealed his gay credentials by marrying Madonna,
although it had a rather negative effect on his own film career, for
a short while. For future reference, Revolver, only notable
for one or two fine, but American bears. Not for the first time has
Madge cursed a director’s fortunes. Check out the last picture
of the late John Schlesinger.
One of Moriarty’s most memorable roles was as Razors, Bob
Harold Shand’s sadistic henchman, in 1980’s The Long Good
Friday. Hoskins’ moll was played by Helen Mirren, before she
became the Queen; and married that most bearish of film directors
Taylor Hackford. Hoskins long shower at the end of the film is a
classic British bear moment, and one of his last roles was as a dwarf
alongside Kristen Stewart’s in her ill-starred appearance in
Snow White and the Huntsman. Due to the onset of Parkinson's, Hoskins
has put his acting career to bed.
Shand’s character was a dramatic tour de force in one of
Handmade Films’ greatest films, but there was light relief in
their bleak 60’s comedy, Withnail and I, where the world
was introduced to Uncle Monty, Richard E Grant’s gardening
obsessed relation. If Richard Griffiths had essayed just that one
role in Bruce Robinson’s directorial debut it would have been
enough to remember the Stockport-born actor by. Thanks to J K Rowling
and her boy-wizard, Griffths rendered another horrible uncle into
vivid celluloid life, Harry’s guardian Vernon Dursley. And,
despite, his behaviour on screen, Griffiths continued his links with
the film franchise by starring in the revival of Peter Shaffer’s
Equus opposite a naked Daniel Radcliffe.
With its success at the box-office, up there with Star Wars, Tolkien
and James Bond, it is the first franchise of any kind to give us an
openly gay – and bearish - character in modern popular
culture, Professor Albus Dumbledore. First played by Richard Harris
and then Michael Gambon. Both Irish-born actors, who have achieved
notoriety on stage and screen, and whose private lives have been good
copy for the tabloid press. What tends to be overlooked is their
outstanding talent as thespians. Harris never bothered the theatre as
much as his cinematic endeavours, but made a small fortune touring as
King Arthur in the musical Camelot. Despite replacing Harris
in one of the biggest movie franchises of all time, Gambon has
continued to appear in the West End and the National Theatre, based
on London's South Bank; once the haunt of William Shakespare and Ben
Jonson. Throughout his career, he played as many gay characters as
straight roles.
Unlike Harris, Gambon has played Sir John, also for the National
Theatre, in Henry IV, Parts I and II, and received mixed
reviews, but a fellow co-star at the National has gone on to carve
out his own path as sought-after character actor, Simon Russell
Beale.
His first public performances were as a chorister at St Paul's
Cathedral, alma mater of another musical bear Jimmy Edwards. Whereas
Edwards pursued a life, almost exclusively, as a comic actor, Russell
Beale has made a name for himself in both drama and comedy. He
appeared as the manservant Mosca opposite Michael Gambon's eponymous
role in Ben Jonson's Volpone at the National Theatre. And, as
with the Great Gambon, Russell Beale has also played the fat knight,
but in the BBC's adaptation of several of the Bard's History Plays,
in a series called The Hollow Crown. Rather than star in
situation comedy, he has built up a reputation for playing authority
figures, in the last series of Spooks and the televised adaptation of
Anthony Powell's A Dance to the Music of Time. As with Gambon,
he is also winning awards and acclaim.
Of his latest success, it has been as Terri Dennis, the army officer
and female impersonator, in Privates on Parade by Peter
Nichols. Set in the Far East, during the Second World War, it is
based on Nichols' own time in an entertainments unit. The filmed
version starred John Cleese, but had Denis Quilley as Dennis, in a
role that he helped create in the original staging. Fully
heterosexual, he is probably best known for this and his role in La
Cage Aux Folles. Sadly, Quilley died in 2003. Just a few years
before, he had appeared with Simon Russell Beale at the National
Theatre. Russell Beale was Hamlet and Quilley was Polonius and the
Gravedigger. As a whole, the production fell somewhat flat, but when
Quilley and Russell Beale were on stage together, it really began to
sing.
Another bear to meet his hirsute maker, in 2004, was the wrestler and
actor, Pat Roach. Most cinema-goers will recognise him from roles he
played in work produced or directed by Stanley Kubrick, Steven
Spielberg and George Lucas. Amongst the several roles he played
opposite Indiana Jones was one of the first, as the burly
moustachioed German soldier; who met a sticky end courtesy of an
airplane propeller. To many British television viewers, he was a
fixture on the small screen, first as a wrestler, then as the gentle
giant Brian ‘Bomber’ Busbridge in the blue-collar series,
Auf Wiedershen, Pet. Re-runs continue on British television
via the digital channel Yesterday.
Of all the artists that have channelled a British identity is artist
Mogan Comics. This Scottish artist has produced a couple of graphic
novels, but his website displays his penchant for the older, chubbier
man. There are several galleries, dealing in portraits of well-known,
and not so well-known, faces. One section stands out, Victoriana,
where several bears are portrayed in various forms of undress,
including an old-style fireman. My particular favourite, Full
Service, portrays an older man, clad in nothing but a straw boater,
sporting magnificent mutton-chop whiskers, sock suspenders, trousers
round his ankles being fully serviced by his suitably attired
chauffeur.
All I can
say, to this wonderful Scottish artist, more please!
© Howard Watson 2009